Inglourious Killjoy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mrs-theirin
clownery-blog

Once saw a clown say clowns & furries speak the same "silent language" and that stuck with me for some reason

weaselle

i bet this has to do with something called Mask Work in theater, which focuses on how masks can make a person automatically emote physically in a whole different way.

The one fact about Mask Work that will tell you everything you need to know about why i say this is: people, for whatever reason, tend to behave the same ways in the same kinds of masks. 

So for example, people putting on variations on this classic

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all have a tendency to push their heads forward, raising their shoulders and curving their back, and to move their heads with a bit of a twisty movement, constantly looking to one side or the other with twitchy head movements when not laser focused on something. This happens the first time a person spends open-minded time in the mask, usually in front of a mirror, and it happens whether or not the person has ever seen someone else wearing the mask.

Many mask designs produce an effect that people sometimes describe as being possessed by the mask, as if the mask has a character all of it’s own that shines through no matter who is wearing it. Some masks make people have a tendency to flounce, other masks will encourage slithery movements.

And people tend to agree that the masks do not talk (that is, people trying to embody the masks do not feel like they can say words and be in the character of the mask) but that they do vocalize - so one mask may seem to make people make a sort of grumbly gibberish, and another will tend to encourage people to make sort of nasally “fnee ... fnee” noises.

Anyway, the clowns and furries silent language thing has to do with this i think.

 Of course the sentence also serves as a quiet knowing look about the way both groups get similarly unwarranted, visceral reactions from much of the public -- a nice play on words from the clown there, who, after all, is an entertainer.

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should-be-sleeping

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

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I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

justprettygay

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should-be-sleeping

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

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This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

thewinegrannie
iamjaynaemarie

Dangers of working on a set.

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That’s what I said.

seawitchkaraoke

Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride up  ahead “this far” because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasn’t.

But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them just…. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it “added a little extra tension”.

mikkeneko

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ithinkitsdashing

#they just don’t make behind the scenes stories like lotr anymore

stretchygazelle

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lilsimsie

Not So Berry Challenge (TS3)

lilsimsie

So you might have heard of this little thing called the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge for The Sims 4. This a conversion of those rules for The Sims 3! You can read the original rules to the challenge here.

Do you like the rainbow? Do you like the idea of playing with berry Sims but hate berry Sims? Do you want to mess around with aspects of the game you’ve never used before? Boy, do I have the challenge for you!

Welcome to the Not So Berry Legacy Challenge, a ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colors and new experiences.

Basic Rules:

  1. Each heir must represent the color of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke). This is optional, but it is a big portion of the fun.
  2. The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.
  3. Every generation is supposed to complete both the career and aspiration of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.
  4. Keep the lifespan on normal.
  5. If you play this challenge and want to share it, go ahead and post with #notsoberry so we can see!

My good friend @alwaysimming​ and I created the original version of this challenge for The Sims 4. We wanted to make something that forced us to play with parts of the game we’ve never explored before. I tried to capture that same goal for The Sims 3. All of the generations follow the same theme as they do in TS4, but with a few slight differences to fit the limitations of this game.

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pandorafairy
pandorafairy

Fire of Souls

  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Tsu'tey x reader (younger sister of Jake Sully)
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  • Anything written in italics is spoken in Na'vi

“Keep up!” Jake snaps at me as he holds a large leaf back. “Neytiri hates having to wait.” I pass by the leaf and roll my eyes. 

“I saw that.” His tail flicks with annoyance. 

“You were supposed to,” I retort back with a smile. He shakes his head and keeps leading me towards Hometree. Jake has been selected by the Omatikaya to learn their ways. Which is what Tom and I had trained for, before he died. So now I’m on Pandora with Jake, the most overprotective and annoying older brother, ever. 

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nin3kyuu
nin3kyuu

GUYS GUYS

I don't know if I'm dumb, slow, or what

BUT I'VE REALIZED THAT NA'VI PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THEIR QUEUE BY THE BASE OF THEIR NECK LIKE AVATARS/RECOMS

Their queue it's by their head, I mean, this:

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CHECK NEYTIRI'S QUEUE

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CHECK THESE NA'VI QUEUE

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EVEN TSU'TEY'S

Now, let's check Jake's queue

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or the recoms

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(my precious baby boy)

So, that's it, I don't know if I was the only blind person that didn't realized that difference (it is a difference, right? or am I seeing things?) and I wanted to share my thoughts

ikranwings
ikranwings

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOOD AVATAR FICS THESE ARE MY RECOMMENDATIONS!!

The new mission! By @milknhonies its so good omg i love their writing so much, i never want it to end. and they're so so nice <3 They have other one shots and stuff there to!

The barren lands by @villiansimpqueen Bring the tissues for this work of art let me tell you omg. They plan on writing more stories and such! super excited!

Bleeding hearts by @lina-lovebug they also are writing the you are mine series which is super good to!

Monster by @abs-2020 is good to pls go and give them some love!

ghost by @fanfiction-blep i have to read more today and catch up but from what ive read so far its def a good one! their masterlist is quite extensive to im positive yall will find something you like!!


These are my main obsessions at the moment! This in no way covers every single one of them because there’s so many good writers out there! All of you guys are amazing people and truly wonderful writers! If anyone has other people they can suggest you can comment the stories below! ❤️❤️❤️❤️love to all !!!!